"You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that."

Ah...what a night! Woke up in somewhat unfamiliar surroundings..but I suppose beer does that to ya...I found myself outside staring at the most beautiful scene I have witnessed in a looong time...The mountains where like breasts, shaped by the gods themselves with the most awesome tint...and the hills rolled like hips in soft sheets...A forest of pine like the long hair of a lovers head... what a beautiful morning! I wish I had a picture...It was an image I will forever hold dear to my heart and is burned into my memories for eternity...

I have a new respect for beer too (thanx to the 8 bit krew hehe)...

After putting myself together, I went down to the house where the club was and shared a HUGE feast of breads, cheeses, and meats with everyone. Here is a small sample..sorry...we ate most of it b4 I could get a good shot...

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?"

The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work."

The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn't worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn't work.

The bloke comes back and the cream still hasn't worked so the doctor says "Drop your pants."

The man drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put another cream on the man then says "Doctor it's worked!! What was that?"

The doctor replies "Lipstick remover"

I've been so busy studying and working at a office near college that I haven't had time to argue with Jen, I haven't even seen her much... I guess it's better like this, or least I'm having a chance to analyse everything more clearly since I haven't been near the problem, you know what I mean? Cause sometimes I don't think I make any sense...

Bus Stop!

A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," the blonde says, "How do I get to the capitol building?"

The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."

The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

Summer vacation was just perfect! I spent some time with my parents and my friends from home and then I came back and Jen left to visist her parents. So, I was able to spend a lot of time away from her and just relax... I didn't realize how much she bothers me until we were apart. Well, now everything started all over again and I just don't know what else to do to keep my sanity...

I didn´t know it was allowed to have pets in the dorm, this my roomate got is more like a pest then a pet... the roomate herself is a pain, we had a seriour talk the other day and guess what?

 She said that having a dog both of us love will turn our relationship better...hello!!!!!!! I am alergic to pet´s hair, so I told her that and she said this dog has nowhere else to go and we should keep it, I told her I am definetely looking for another place to live...

Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It’s easy.

Nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It’s easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

Nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love (all together, now!)
All you need is love. (everybody!)
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need (love is all you need).

Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.

Things are getting better between me and Jen. Yesterday we went to the movies and then we had some chinese food. Was great, I know that we don't have to patience with each other sometimes, but sometimes is good to be friends right?

I was so uset with Jen the yesterday... I had an important essay to finish due today, but she couldn't let me concentrate, she kept asking me things and then her friend came over and they starting talking and talking... I was up until 3 a.m. to finish! I'm soo tired today... At least, she realized what she had done and bought me dinner to apologyze - that was nice...

Because I miss you and love you all - my friends from home!

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

My roommate Jen came to talk to me yesterday, she wanted to know why I've been so distant. I decided to say it all, without fighting, just disscussing to see if we could work it out. She was compreehensive and we decided to try to be friends to live togheter in a better way. I guess she realized this wasn't any good for both of us and I realized I wasn't making things any easier. It's hard for us that never share rooms with anybody and have never been away from home to get this all right from the beggining. Well, let's again and see if it works...

Well, having in mind I can't change my roommate, I decided to ignore the problem. I've spending less time with her and only go to my dorm to sleep, take a shower and stuff lke that. I'll tell you, this has really worked! I've been working more, studying in the library, meeting pepole and just having more fun! This feels good... 

I don't know what to do anymore, this thinks that because her mom is not around she can just leave a mess in our dorm! Oh please, she just doesn't mind living in a dirty, nasty place, or she thinks I'm her maid, cause I'm always trying to keep it at least decent... I mean, I'm not crazy about cleaning and everything, but somethings are just too much for me to take! Maybe I'll try to change dorms with somebody or something like it... 

I was so fed up with my roommate's unsanitary habits and clutter that I gathered up everything my roommate had left on the floor... all over the bathroom .... all over the kitchen... and put it all... all over on her bed. Knowing this would lead to a fight...but also knowing that I was out of alternatives, I had essentially piled up empty cans of tuna fish, soiled food cartons, hairy bars of soap.. and a whole lot more--right on the slovenly one's bed...That was a war story but one can only exclaim in response.."Some people just can't be changed!"

I guess that part of the problem is that it's human nature for us to pick out a person's negative aspects much quicker & with greater ease than it is for us to realize their positive ones. This is especially true when it comes to living with people in a situation that compromises both of your privacy levels.

Living with roommates in college dorms doesn't work out as often as it fails... 'Tis sad but true. More people report unhappy relationships with their roommates than they do the opposite!

Unfortunately, I have it happened to me.